"A diaper? No, no way!"
"It's not a diaper. It's Cupid's loincloth. See here's the bow and arrow," Ken said holding up the items.
"I'm not going to wear that!"
"Jess, you said you wanted to go to the club for Valentine's Day. And it's their Valentine's Masquerade Night."
"Come on! Cupid?"
"We waited too late. The costume shop only had 2 costumes left. This one's for you and I'll wear this." Holding up the ears and tail in one hand and a leather vest in the other. "Cupid and the Easter Bunny in Leather. We'll make a great couple."